{"product_id":"dave-barrys-stay-fit-and-healthy-until-youre-dead","title":"Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead, Dave Barry says that fitness and vitality can be yours-- provided you have the discipline, drive, and the plain old-fashioned guts required to procure the necessary steroids. This manual may help, too, but you'll just have to buy it and find out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBarry on executive fitness\u003cbr\u003e\nToday's top executives eat teeny meals and run 10 miles and play tennis and work out every day. Of course, they're so busy getting fit that many don't even know where their offices are. That's why the entire U.S. economy is now manufactured overseas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBarry on fitness after death\u003cbr\u003e\nA quick chill, to approximately 325 degrees below zero, yields a muscle tone that we normally associate only with world-class body builders and certain minerals!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBarry on nutrition\u003cbr\u003e\nEvery morning you should take a vitamin A pill, followed by a vitamin D, followed by an E, until you've spelled the healthful mnemonic phrase: \"A DEAD CAD BAKED A BAD CAKE, ACE.\" And eat all the fiber-rich foods you can shove down your throat; these would be mainly your cotton candy and your Slim Jims.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBarry on junk foods\u003cbr\u003e\nWhite bread and refined sugar, if eaten, cause death within hours. So it's important to watch what you eat, at least until you get it inside your mouth. After that it becomes pretty disgusting., ISBN13: 9780878575701 ISBN10: 0878575707 Material Type: paperback\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CheapBookDepot","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46114949693603,"sku":"FA_04-29-25_ART_200006SG","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0607\/9227\/5107\/files\/71Cxv6Dz5GL.jpg?v=1754735568","url":"https:\/\/usedbookdepot.com\/products\/dave-barrys-stay-fit-and-healthy-until-youre-dead","provider":"Used Book Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}